My pal, The Sober Irishman, just did a hardcore version of my More Than Soup.
Thanks man.
Archive for September, 2004
September 13, 2004
Funniest thing ever.
Mad Magazine — bastion of punditry, champion of good taste, and undeniable reservoir of gut-slapping jocularity — put together this thought-provoking parody of Bush’s TV ads.
Jesus - Wrong for America (pops)
Politically relevant? No, but it should give the Christians among us something to chew on.
Damn that Schwarzenegger!
Imposing his conservative morals on free citizens — how dare he!
Yesterday, we bought a goldfish.
Lily had shown extreme interest in an aquarium earlier in the day, so I felt it was my fatherly duty to make the thrill of fish-watching an everyday thing.
It’s a nice little fish — a fan-tailed goldfish, or something like that.. The guy at PetCo said it was the healthiest one he’d ever seen. (Seriously, he did).
We named it Nunu.
It only flopped around on the kitchen counter for a second or two during my ridiculous attempt at transferring it to the fishbowl. Hey, it was only $1.99.
Man, I got water everywhere.
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.”
September 10, 2004
Genesis’ Broken Capsule Holds Good Science
Well this is good news. I just hope it didn’t bring any alien diseases back to earth.
September 9, 2004
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!