My name is Craig, and I am erratic.

I write some crap. I record some crap. And I do it all erratically.

My one redeeming feature is that I organize my crap. And thanks to the power of the internet, I can subject the world to this crap with almost no extra effort than that which is already required by my organizational scheme.

I also like to confuse matters by coming up with many different names for the same thing.

That is why you can find the same website at multiple domains:

• weblar.org
• kongbalong.com

And that is why you will find songs by Starfinger, Dr. Kong and many other artists on this site, even though they are all done by me.

What can I say? I like to name things.

In fact, from this point on, I will call you Rutherford Pantywhistle.

This site best viewed with a fine glass of port and a hand-rolled cigar.

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